You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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