just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
being pregnant is like rehab
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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