Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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