shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Randomize
