I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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