Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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