North Korea, Best Korea!
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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