he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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