And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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