i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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