I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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