i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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