Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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