So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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