is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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