He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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