Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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