just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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