We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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