Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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