I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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