Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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