i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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