Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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