So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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