My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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