Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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