As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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