all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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