I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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