i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
