next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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