i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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