and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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