I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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