My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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