On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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