Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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