The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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