can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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