Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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