Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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