How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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