Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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