Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
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