Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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