Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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