so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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