All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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