Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
either way he was missing a nipple.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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