I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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