i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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